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tale: flying peanuts

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JA_Moran - 24 Oct 2007 10:57 GMT
For some reason, a drunken passenger began throwing peanuts at a
well-built man across the aisle. The man was sitting with his wife,
minding his own business. When the first peanut hit him in the face, he
ignored it. After the second peanut struck him, he looked up to see who
had thrown it. He threw a harsh look at the perpetrator, expecting him
to cease immediately. When a third peanut hit him in the eye, he'd had
enough. "Do that again," he warned, "and I'll punch your lights out."
But the peanut-tossing passenger couldn't resist. He did it one last
time. The victim got out of his seat, then triple-punched the assailant
so hard that witnesses heard his jaw break. The plane was diverted to
the closest airport and the peanut-tosser was kicked off.
me - 24 Oct 2007 13:30 GMT
>   For some reason, a drunken passenger began throwing peanuts at a
> well-built man across the aisle. The man was sitting with his wife,
[quoted text clipped - 7 lines]
> so hard that witnesses heard his jaw break. The plane was diverted to
> the closest airport and the peanut-tosser was kicked off.

  Airline, flight number, departure airport, arrival airport.
TMOliver - 24 Oct 2007 17:20 GMT
"me" <oconnell@slr.orl.lmco.com> wrote...

(Snippagio molto, another in a series of tales told by the infantile
raconteur,
JAMoran, whose stories sugffer even more in their sourcing than they do
in his telling of them....)

>   Airline, flight number, departure airport, arrival airport.

A cite, a cite, my kingdom for a cite.....

Don't wait breathlessly for any hint of accuracy or veracity to creep into a
tale as told by JA, a gent for whom the term "Artiste de la Caca de Toro"
must have been invented.

TMO
grusl - 24 Oct 2007 19:04 GMT
>>   For some reason, a drunken passenger [JA_Moran ] began throwing peanuts
>> at a
>> well-built man across the aisle. [snip]
>
>   Airline, flight number, departure airport, arrival airport.

It's marked "tale". That means fiction. It's John "Brer Rabbit" Moran again,
remember.

Cheers,
George W Russell
Bangalore
mrtravel - 25 Oct 2007 05:34 GMT
>>>  For some reason, a drunken passenger [JA_Moran ] began throwing peanuts
>>>at a
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
> It's marked "tale". That means fiction. It's John "Brer Rabbit" Moran again,
> remember.

Did you spell "Moron" wrong?
mrtravel - 25 Oct 2007 05:32 GMT
>  For some reason, a drunken passenger began throwing peanuts at a
> well-built man across the aisle. The man was sitting with his wife,
[quoted text clipped - 7 lines]
> so hard that witnesses heard his jaw break. The plane was diverted to
> the closest airport and the peanut-tosser was kicked off.

Was the punch throwing guy ejected also?
puppet_sock@hotmail.com - 25 Oct 2007 20:46 GMT
[snip]

Your post was taken word-for-word from this web page.

http://archive.salon.com/travel/diary/hest/1999/04/13/passenger/index1.html

Socks
 
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