Travel Forum / Travel Types / Air Travel / November 2005

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10. You're peed.
9  Nature (uri)nates.
8. Semi-rhyme: "Passengers will please refrain from drunkenly peeing in
the plane's non-head."
7. According to an overpaid airline executive: "Well, that's not very
nice."
6. "Sirrrrrr, that bag is only for vomit. Would you like a peanut bag?"
5. "And thank you for traveling with Acme Air today, Mr. Inebriated,
and complimenting us with such memorable entertainment. Please remain
standing for arrest by the Cops."
4. Well, it was more interesting than the boring, obscure movie.
3. Another "Intelligent Human Tricks" Honorable Mention Runner-Up.
2. (This space for lease to lower comedy posteror.)
1. It was perhaps about publicity for The Elderly Rolling Stones (or
was that an ole Beatles song?) Album: WHY DON'T THEY DO IT IN THE
ROAD/AISLE.