Travel Forum / Destinations / Asia / January 2006

One rainy night, a taxi driver spotted an arm waving from the shadows
of
an alley. Even before he rolled to a stop at the curb, a figure leaped
into the cab and slammed the door. Checking his rear view mirror as he
pulled away, he was startled to see a dripping wet, naked woman
sitting
in the back seat.

"Where to?" he stammered.

"Garden Street," answered the woman.

"OK," he said, taking another long glance in the mirror.

The woman caught him staring at her and asked, "Just what the hell are
you looking at?"

"Well ma’am", replied the driver, "I noticed that you’re completely
naked, and I was just wondering how you’ll pay your fare."

The woman spread her legs, put her feet up on the front seat, smiled
at
the driver and said, "Does THIS answer your question?"

Still looking in the mirror, the cabbie asked, "Got anything smaller
?"